The Corporate Mystic Fortune-Based Coaching is here to help you make sense of your career questions by rubbing some much needed work-place mysticism all over your doubts.
Explore your career journey with the Corporate Mystic Deck and app. Start as an intern, happily work your way through stations and situations. Mix them, define ironic outcomes and strategies for any given challenge.
Download the Corporate Mystic iOS app in the Apple App store. Put the Mystic on your phone and acces the wisdom, just before stepping into that conference room. Good luck!
The beginning
You will start your journey as an eager and excited Intern, at the bottom of the corporate ladder, your head filled with great ideas and your coffee ordering skills polished and at the ready.
Your choices
After not too long, you will level up and meet your Corporate Recruiter who will sell you on a job that may or may not exist as advertised, dazzling you with words like “culture” and “principles”.
Working away
Having excitedly accepted the new shiny job, you will meet the all-knowing, all-seeing Project Manager. The one simultaneously responsible for everything and nothing at all. They will either smooth everything out, or make everything impossible.
Moving up
You are now ready for that long-awaited promotion and are poised to become an entry-level Account Executive. Learning to walk the thin line between team and client, always in both camps, always looking for that golden opportunity to join the other team.
Your career
The many situations and characters that make up your career journey, in the end amount to a self-built cage with an always available choice: stay or fly away.
The game play or reading technique is the same as the classic tarot — the outcomes are entertaining, simple to understand and interpret. The major arcana cards tell a story, the minor and major arcana combinations extend it.
THE DAILY CARDOne daily piece of advice — guiding you and helping make sense of any random aspect of corporate life.
LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH RISKShould you? Give yourself three potentially bad options and drive your collaboration accordingly.
PLAN, BUILD, LAUNCHWill build awareness and a bias for action. Aim for the perfect blend of passive aggression.
DESIRABILITY, FEASIBILITY, VIABILITYWhy should you do it? Three card sequence for awareness and forward action bias. Of course, no one knows what this means.
THE SACRED MIDDLE MANAGEMENT CROSSWhat now? Six answers building up to an illuminating fast understanding of absolutely nothing at all..
ANNUAL REVIEW COACHINGSeven stacked cards read from bottom to top. Will guide you and give mandatory answers for the annual self-flagellation ritual.
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The Corporate Mystic deck and app were conceived designed, illustrated and developed in Seattle
