Introducing the only corporate fortune-based coaching product you'll need for effective career guidance. Ironically designed and lovingly crafted in the US of A.
Download the Corporate Mystic iOS app in the Apple App store. Put the Mystic on your phone and acces the wisdom, just before stepping into that conference room. Good luck!
The Corporate Mystic Deck is an adaptation of the centuries old tarot card fortune telling method. It's designed as a thoroughly ironic approach to career planning*
We'll help you score that executive washroom key and help you earn the undying respect of all 12 of your LinkedIn followers.
The Corporate Mystic Deck is meant to give you a fun and sarcastic alternate view of your journey in the corporate world. Use it to take it easier on yourself.
* Career planning results may vary, past performance not indicative of future results, void where prohibited by law, may cause explosive joy and uncontrolled excitement.
Major Corporate Arcana
Each of the Corporate Mystic 22 Major Arcana character and situation cards represent a stage in your corporate journey, from the fresh-faced intern, all the way to attaining the elusive corporate career bliss state.
Minor Corporate Arcana
The Minor Corporate Arcana, divided in four suits; Power, Wifi, Signal and Coffee, will give you a view into specific aspects of your corporate career, keeping in mind what came before and what will follow after.
Your Corporate Journey
With every reading, the Major Corporate Arcana cards will inform your options and unpack the situations that may lie ahead, while the Minor Corporate Arcana will complement and extend your corporate story.
The Corporate Mystic Deck
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YOUR BEN-EVIL-ENT CORPORATE MANAGEMENT
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The Corporate Mystic deck and app were conceived designed, illustrated and developed in Seattle
